The Vocalized Conscience of a Shitty Poet

This is going to turn into a lot of theater, poetry, places I want to be, and places I'll never go.
My apologies in advance

amadmann:

all was golden in the sky when the day met the night.

amadmann:

all was golden in the sky when the day met the night.

(Source: swimmingtothesurface, via nukkularreaction)

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(via late-nightbreakfast)

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

(via petitiontobringbackthedodobird)

late-nightbreakfast:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

reblogging this again bc MY GOD kim hawkins is attractive like damn

definitionofdisney:

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

this is amazing!

definitionofdisney:

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

this is amazing!

(via nostravita)

setsunameiou:

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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(Source: qjx, via lhapsaapsa)

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

(Source: jonathangriff, via this-looksbad)

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

(via thatbroadwaygeek)

(Source: blackspider, via dutchster)