The Vocalized Conscience of a Shitty Poet

This is going to turn into a lot of theater, poetry, places I want to be, and places I'll never go.
My apologies in advance

maryjean20:

Kat Dennings Instagram: "The hottest hair accessory for 2014"

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living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

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Jean-Honore Fragonard
1732-1806
Blindman’s Buff (Le Colin-Maillard)
ca. 1775-80
Oil on canvas
Fragonard choosed  to  developed a style that lauded the charm and beauty of the private moments. In Blindman’s Buff, well-dressed men, women, and children play the familiar game in the kind of picturesque overgrown garden. Fragonard’s favorite subject, he  viewed the games as symbolizing the game of courtship.
Timken Museum of Art,  San Diego, California

thefrogman:

Marutaro the Hedgehog [tumblr | twitter | vine]

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

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fuckyesirishwolfhounds:

enter21:

This is Muzmith! My 8wk old 20lb Irish Wolfhound puppy. Muzmith in NeoKhudzul means the beast that is little. Little Beast! : )image

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WHAT A LIL CUTIE PIE!

“Turning you on turns me on.”

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“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic”.”

—   Dylan Moran (via tyleroakley)

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jonahray:

CLOTHES TOO TIGHT.

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