The Vocalized Conscience of a Shitty Poet

This is going to turn into a lot of theater, poetry, places I want to be, and places I'll never go.
My apologies in advance

fruitcrocs:

i was coming back on the plane from america today and i turned on the plane’s chat room and discovered a riveting conversation between todd and ben

todd sure came well prepared for the english weather despite how hot it is atm 

wow todd that sounds really exciting

nice nice

hm

wo ah plto twist

bendover

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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newyorker:

Ian Crouch on Michael Pineda and the pine tar: http://nyr.kr/1iRIvvR

“Pine tar may improve a pitcher’s accuracy, thus cutting down on dangerous wild pitches, but it can also make his curveballs and sliders markedly better. There is some romance in the notion of a crafty pitcher using handed-down secrets of the trade to gain a slight advantage on the mound.”

Photograph courtesy ESPN/AP.

newyorker:

Ian Crouch on Michael Pineda and the pine tar: http://nyr.kr/1iRIvvR

“Pine tar may improve a pitcher’s accuracy, thus cutting down on dangerous wild pitches, but it can also make his curveballs and sliders markedly better. There is some romance in the notion of a crafty pitcher using handed-down secrets of the trade to gain a slight advantage on the mound.”

Photograph courtesy ESPN/AP.

(Source: newyorker.com)

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

(via lesshumanmoretimelord)

natuhtack:

"Led Zeppelin are notoriously hesitant to allow their music to be licensed for commercial purposes. Knowing this, Richard Linklater filmed a plea by actor Jack Black in front of 1,000 screaming fans, imploring the band to let the production use the "Immigrant Song" in the movie. The plea worked and the filmed request is included on the DVD."

further reason why school of rock is one of my favorite movies of all time.

(Source: babeimgonnaleaveu, via setbabiesonfire)

90s90s90s:

I dont remember this episode of All That

(Source: giftheuniverse, via ruinedchildhood)